"RENAISSANCE!!" Chris

"Sophie Ellis-Bextor is the most beautiful woman ever.."  (David)   "She looks like a brick."  (Jamie) "They use her jaw to make sure set-squares are right."  (London Tom)

"My town was the last place in England to get double-yellow lines." Lynda

"I don't need this shit from you man/ Are you taking the piss?" Drunken James

"Eee eee/ Honk honk." Jodie/Aimee

"Don't ever call your child David if you want grandkids" David

On smelling weed down the corridor..."It smells like the tea my mum drinks..." Aimee

"You take me......TO THE LIMIT"  George